July232014

swimmingferret:

But you always wanted a white Christmas, and dammit, that is what you are going to have, even though it’s April, and even though you are giving all these presents to yourself, and even though Jesus Christ is no longer a relevant figure to celebrate on account of the annihilation of humanity!

Jade Harley, Witch of Space.


Jake English, Page of Hope.
Jane Crocker, Maid of Life.
Rose Lalonde, Seer of Light.
Dave Strider, Knight of Time.
Dirk Strider, Prince of Heart.

Favourite Alpha kid- Roxy Lalonde, Rogue of Void.
Favourite Beta Kid- John Egbert, Heir of Breath.
Favourite troll- Aradia Megido, the Maid of Time.

Homestuck Master Post

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2AM

swimmingferret:

"i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart"

"Oh are you looking for this well come and get it you contemptuous she-witch."

"You’re vaguely fucking shit up in some totally am8iguous way."

"I would raise the girl to be groomed for her calling. My lessons would emphasize obedience, mastery of the clockwork majyyks, and being locked in a room"

"See? Even that little girl has had enough of your shit. Run, Aradia’s ancestor! Run!!!! You have locked up your last asian schoolgirl, you sick fuck"

"You accidentally rebubble this memory to the wrong feed. It turns out to be badly off topic, and you lose a couple followers. You immediately dispatch another bubble specifically to tell them to go fuck themselves."

"All that experience and wisdom, and she’s out there floundering around like fucking noo8."

"oh my god, you are all so insane!"

"killin ghosts as a thing that can happen is seriously the dumbest shit i ever heard"

"/raises eyebrows
PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.”

"You are consumed by murderous thoughts and you prepare to embark on a killing spree to end all oh for fuck’s sake you start thinking about dog things again.

WHY DO BONES HAVE TO BE SO DELICIOUS AND ENTICING.”

"Payback scenarios notwithstanding. There’s always time to be made for a good comeuppance."

"I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE."

"im gettin a posse together to kill an invincible monster you want in y//n

#yolo”

"yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter"

"ok. what’s this one about?
ogre sex, or salamander shipping, or something?
Nope! Although I would 8e happy to tell you all a8out those topics another time.”

"Jeeze, why does everyone always die so much?"

Homestuck is Hussie’s and Ms Paint’s lovechild.

Anyway, this is kinda my master post, where I put all the links up to the other Homestuck posts I made so I can keep track of them. Also, I put some of my fave quotes in here lol

Other homestuck posts;

Trolls

Karkat Vantas, Knight of Blood.

Aradia Megido, Maid of Time.
Tavros Nitram, Page of Breath.
Sollux Captor, Mage of Doom.
Nepeta Leijon, Rogue of Heart.
Kanaya Maryam, Slyph of Space.
Terezi Pyrope, Seer of Mind. 
Vriska Serket, Thief of Light.
Equius Zahhak, Heir of Void. 
Gamzee Makara, Bard of Rage
Eridan Ampora, Prince of Hope.
Feferi Peixes, Witch of Life. 

Bonus trolls;

)(er Imperial Condescension, Thief of Life.

Vantases
Megidos
Nitrams
Captors
Leijons
Maryams
Pyropes
Serkets
Zahhaks
Makaras
Amporas
Peixes

John Egbert and Jane Crocker
Rose and Roxy Lalonde
Dave and Dirk Strider
Jade Harley and Jake English
Facial Expressions

Calliope and Caliborn, the Muse of Space and Lord of Time

Grimdark Rose Lalonde and Grimbark Jade Harley.

First Guardians; Becquerel, Doc Scratch and GCat.

The Scurrilous Straggler.

The good ol’ fisticuffs of Homestuck.

BLUH of Homestuck

Homestuck Show Downs

Stabbings and impalements

Favourite Flash- Make her Pay

Favourite Alpha kid- Roxy Lalonde, Rogue of Void.
Favourite Beta Kid- John Egbert, Heir of Breath.
Favourite troll- Aradia Megido, the Maid of Time.

Jade Harley, Witch of Space.
Jake English, Page of Hope.
Jane Crocker, Maid of Life.
Rose Lalonde, Seer of Light.
Dave Strider, Knight of Time.

Dirk Strider, Prince of Heart.

Homestuck, using Aspects + Classes 1/2

Homestuck sleepy time

"The eyes are the groin of the head."

What a bunch of nerds.

Brainwashing.

Slap-Slap

BONKs

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2AM

send me a character

finnickswand:

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with:

brotp:

general opinions:

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swimmingferret:

"i still felt pretty existy, but you never know."

Favourite Beta Kid- John Egbert, Heir of Breath.

Favourite troll- Aradia Megido, the Maid of Time.

Favourite Alpha kid- Roxy Lalonde, Rogue of Void.

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2AM

thesexyworldofhetalia:

The way he mimics Germany though..

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(12,294 plays)

2AM
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swimmingferret:

"we all start out somewhere. remember how i was scrambling up that tower to get that egg like an idiot. what the hell was i doing. i was like goddamn pooh bear in a tree reaching up his fat fuckin pooh paw for some mother fuckin hone."

Dave Strider, Knight of Time.

Jade Harley, Witch of Space.
Jake English, Page of Hope.
Jane Crocker, Maid of Life.
Rose Lalonde, Seer of Light.
Dirk Strider, Prince of Heart.

Favourite Alpha kid- Roxy Lalonde, Rogue of Void.
Favourite Beta Kid- John Egbert, Heir of Breath.
Favourite troll- Aradia Megido, the Maid of Time.

Homestuck Master Post

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2AM

sylveoff:

scarvenrot:

meulinn:

Class Key Phrases

Maid - I Fix
Page - I Bring
Mage - I Create
Knight - I Fight
Rogue - I Divide
Sylph - I Know
Seer - I See
Thief - I Take
Heir - I Become
Bard - I Initiate
Prince - I Destroy
Witch - I Manipulate

this is really useful, especially if you’re as forgetful as I am

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2AM

daeneryscatgaryen:

Two friends promise to meet up at the magic kingdom, to only wind up in a wild goose chase.

Maybe they should have specified which kingdom first?

Oh bother.

Francis & I 

(Thanks for the help Meli & Francis!)      

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2AM
lovelyrugbee:

Eremin Instagram. Eren must have posted a really awesome selfie if Armin fell for that dork! ;)
Follow my art blog here!

lovelyrugbee:

Eremin Instagram. Eren must have posted a really awesome selfie if Armin fell for that dork! ;)

Follow my art blog here!

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2AM

Future cosplans that’s ill get done sooner or later
1. Male Feferi - Homestuck
2. R - Warm bodies
3. Terra - Teen Titans
4. Jenny - My Life as a Teenage Robot
5. Chizuru Maihara ((the zuka club)) - Ouran HSHC
6. Eren - snk
7. Lizzy - Black Butler
8. Hatsuharu sohma - Fruits Basket
9. Jane - Peter Pan 2
10. Hussie - Homestuck

1AM

roughprince:

I like how genuinely terrifying this show can be.

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